My wife noticed there was a funicular railway, and wanted to use it so we'd get a panoramic view from the top. We followed the map and eventually found the funicular railway — at the top. They ought to mark both ends of funiculars on maps. I thought the climb to find the funicular was a bit long. The funicular wasn't working, anyway, so we walked back down using a staircase 221 steps long.
I thought that had tired me out, but that was before we walked another 10km and I recalibrated what "tired out" meant.
Quote of the day, from my wife: "Ooh, this is a very upmarket ... market"".
I like the authenticity of this use of English:
