Colleague: If I don't have a cigarette, I'm going to kill someone.
Me: If you do have a cigarette, you're going to kill yourself.
There must have been 25 or 30 people at the workshop, around half of whom were male and half of whom were female. The men sat on one side of the room and the women sat on the other side. When I pointed this out, no-one could explain why.
The workshop was about learning and teaching, so we go to use some of the chairs that the learning and teaching people had bought a couple of years ago. This is what they look like:
It turns out that if you put a coffee on the integrated table and then sit in the chair, the coffee will slop out. That happened to several people, but not me. I had tea.
I'm going to have to change the resolution on this monitor so the letters are more than 2mm high.