Earlier this week, she was given just such an inedible sample: a Wilkinson's Sword Hydro 5 razor. This morning, I tried it: it's actually pretty good. My face came out of it less battle-scarred than it normally does following an encounter with a wet shave razor. I could smile and blood didn't appear.
Anyway, this isn't so much about the razor as the packaging. The razor has this feature called a "flip trimmer", in which you can rotate part of the head to take off the lubricating shield and get close-up control over precisely which part of your skin you wish to lacerate. It's meant for trimming sideburns. Here's the picture of it in action from the box:
So ... trimmed sideburns are in fashion for women at the moment?