The thing is, though, they have mad, staring eyes. No, really mad, mad staring eyes. Here's the blonde:
The last time I saw a singer with eyes like that was in a disturbing programme about Blondie, showing Debbie Harry singing manically while the voice-over talked about the group's heroin problems.
Here's another one:
Yes, you can tell by looking that she's the most mature one...
Here's the third:
Is it just me, or does she look like Fozzie Bear?
Finally, we have the oriental Diva, who goes by the back-to-front name of Madison Jayne. She's the only one who doesn't have mad, staring eyes, but it doesn't matter because look!
She can fart stars!
I sense a mega-sales phenomenon...