This is me and Woody Allan. Yes, Woody has his own statue in Oviedo:
Here he is again in daylight. I'm guessing he'd be comfortable with the fact that someone tried to steal his statue's glasses:
Oh look! It's Little Red Riding Hood, all grown up!
By the placing of the rubbish, it would appear that this statue table is so life-like, people use it as a real table:
This is La Gorda — the fat woman. Locals use her as a meeting point:
This one looks the same from the other side, thank goodness:
Oh Look! It's Little Red Riding Hood's dad!
Woman weeping for the future of computer game education in the UK:
In Britain, we've only just got around to legalising breast-feeding in public places. In Spain, they have statues doing it:
They have a big statue at the top of a hill overlooking the city:
And finally, my favourite:
You really have to admire the genius of whoever put that cigarette butt there — it's absolutely perfect for that statue.