Anyway, my eye was caught (for obvious reasons) by the following article in this week's Essex County Standard:
So let's see: this chap gets robbed at knifepoint, threatened at gunpoint, then a car drives through a window at him, and he "thanked his lucky stars"? How bad does his luck have to get before he realises it's bad?
If I were him, I'd be asking my lucky stars for my money back, frankly.