Rats! He's American, and thinks all Brits are crazy anyway. In your case, he does seem to have a point...
He limps towards you, the sound made by his awkward gait contrasting with that of two people running towards you from the direction of the escalator.
"Please - take this", he says, proffering the package. It looks to be a painting wrapped in brown paper.
At that moment, you notice the rush of freezing air that signals the approach of a train.
You can:
Get on the train
the instant it arrives, ignoring the man.
Grudgingly
accept the painting
and board the train.
Wait a moment
to see who's running round the corner. Well it could be the police!
Tell the man to
stop bothering
you.