You lean the painting against a convenient wall, and walk causually away. Moments later, a tall, heavily-built stranger jumps out in front of you.
He waves a large, bloodied knife at parts of you where you don't want it to go. "Hand it over," he says.
You can:
Look behind you
in case his accomplice isn't there holding an equally big knife.
Try to
fight
your way past him.
Smile, shrug, shake your head, and repeat a few
foreign phrase
you remember from the opera. Hey, it's worked once.
Say, "I left it
propped up
against that wall back there".