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8:31am on Wednesday, 11th March, 2026:

Worshipful Company

Weird

The UKIE awards were held at Glaziers Hall in London.

It turns out that Glaziers aren't the only people involved, though.



I'm hoping those aren't money launderers, but this is London so I could well be wrong.



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9:46am on Tuesday, 10th March, 2026:

Houses

Weird

On the main street in our village is a row of houses. They started off identical, but have since been extended in assorted ways.

Pictures from Google maps, because for reasons for personal safety I didn't want to stand outside other people's houses taking photos myself.

House 1 is the basic model. They all started out looking like this.



House 2 is almost the same, but you can see they've built a discreet single-storey extension behind the garage.



House 3 has a two-storey extension behind the garage.



House 4 has an entrance porch with a fancy sloping roof.



House 5 is harder to see because of the van and the tree, but it's the same as house 4 except it has solar panels on the extension roof.



Finally, we come to house 6. It has a single-storey extension behind the garage, along with a porch at the front, plus an entire two-storey extension to the right of the house and a second garage to the right of that.



This kind of thing is what gave people the idea for building modular, player-constructed housing in MMORPGs.



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8:20am on Monday, 9th March, 2026:

Cell

Anecdote

The rooms in the hotel I stayed in in London last week used to be holding cells.



Mine was surprisingly spacious, so maybe it was carved out of the court part of the building.

Disappointingly, it didn't have bars on the windows.



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9:35am on Sunday, 8th March, 2026:

Chaos

Weird

In the milieu of The Secret World, the Dragon faction is the agent of chaos.

This strange, Latinesque text appears in the tabletop RPG version of the game, in its description of the Dragon faction:



It looks as if it's some kind of alternative lorem ipsum dummy text, but I'm wondering whether its inclusion might actually be intentional.



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8:28am on Saturday, 7th March, 2026:

Hot and Cross

Outburst

Blimey, I thought Asda's abuse of the hot-cross-bun concept was bad, but Costa have really gone all-out to surpass them.





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11:42am on Friday, 6th March, 2026:

Fame at Last

Anecdote

I was inducted into the UKIE Hallof Fame yesterday evening.



I used to tell my students I was famous, and now I can prove it!



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8:08am on Thursday, 5th March, 2026:

Playing Cards

Weird





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8:37am on Wednesday, 4th March, 2026:

Dice

Weird





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8:28am on Tuesday, 3rd March, 2026:

Humanity

Comment





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12:56pm on Monday, 2nd March, 2026:

Standard

Weird

I saw this pair of semi-detatched houses in Colchester this morning:



That's fair enough, they don't look anything special.



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9:39am on Sunday, 1st March, 2026:

IT NOW and again

Weird

The latest edition of the British Computing Society's house magazine, IT NOW, has so many articles with titles made up of meaningless business phrases that I wrote a program to randomise eachh half and stitch them together. It comes up with a list of eight at a time.

Here are a couple of batches.

Dealing with the monolith: a systemic yet personal evolution
Four questions leaders need to ask to transform waterbody monitoring
The impact of generative AI for repeatable delivery
The next frontier in AI: lessons learned
Cybersecurity lessons and what can we do about it?
Industry benchmarks: investment or bet?
The hidden cost in water infrastructure
Harnessing machine learning in defence

Four questions leaders need to ask: a community for change
Developing your emotional intelligence and what can we do about it?
Dinner plate size CPU for effective digital transformation
Digital transformation and AI: speech as a digital biomarker
Deploying AI in finance for a sustainable future
Developing strategies and products: lessons learned
Why doesn't AI work very well through skills-based alignment
The hidden cost on authorship

As you can see from the last one there, they're not quite universally interchangeable. Still, at least six or seven usually make no less sense than the actual titles from which they're generated. They may well be the actual titles, come to that, not that you'd necessarily know.

You can play with the program here:
https://www.youhaventlived.com/qblog/2026/itnow.htm



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8:36am on Saturday, 28th February, 2026:

Hedge

Weird

I'm impressed how this hedge has managed to retain its leaves through the winter. Maybe its owner sprays hair lacquer on it or something.



I guess they'll all fall off at once once the new leaves start to come through (or when schoolkids notice it, whichever happens first).



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8:45am on Friday, 27th February, 2026:

Ancient

Anecdote

Well, the antibiotics have done the trick and I'm over my bad cough now.



Most of the cartoons in 19th-Century issues of Punch aren't remotely funny, but sometimes they nail it.



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8:32am on Thursday, 26th February, 2026:

Smile

Miscellaneous

I have to say, this chap's a lot happier about having a sword stuck into his head than I would be.



One more push and the tip of the sword should come out of his chin.



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8:54am on Wednesday, 25th February, 2026:

William Murdock

Weird

Here's another hero of science from the past who for some reason doesn't get a mention these days.





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